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Hope Every Minute of Your 6th Birthday December 31, 2009

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Hope Every Minute of Your 6th Birthday...(Front of Card)

Is Totally Sizzling with Fun!(Inside)

(Back of Card)

A birthday card for that special six-year-old who wasn’t even alive back when there were only 150 Pokémon.

Happy New Year’s Eve! If you are in the market for an easy resolution, I propose this: Whenever I see a silly, honest, ridiculous, or ungiftable card, I will scan it and send it to ridiculousgreetingcards@gmail.com. Submitters will receive personal advice on who might benefit from such a card, and it may even appear on the site!

Nice Playmate December 30, 2009

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Nice Playmate(Front of Card)

This little donkey...(Inside)

Your friend is on week three of sickness, and you’re running out of suitably inspiring cards. But wait, you think, what is more inspiring than an animal dancing in a sea of daisies with bells on its head?

Thinking of You December 29, 2009

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Thinking of You(Front of Card)

Pussy looks so wistful...(Inside)

For the sick friend who can handle being responsible for making kittens cry.

Little Friend, Please Get Well December 28, 2009

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Little Friend, Please Get Well(Front of Card)

This little horsie...(Inside)

One of my favorite things about this card (and its fellows, which you will meet tomorrow and the next day) is that the “front” is not actually attached to the part of the card inside inscription. This means that all three parts I’m showing you here can face the recipient at the same time–and yes, that includes both of the horsies.

Save this one for when you know your sick or injured recipient won’t mind being called “little friend” by a red horse.
(Yes, the “little friend” sign is actually removable/interchangeable with the other signs in the set–but where’s the fun in that?)

From here to there is only a wish away… December 27, 2009

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From here to there is only a wish away...(Front of Card)

Happy Holidays(Inside Text)

If you must send a belated Christmas card, let it be a particularly cute one. Your recipient will understand.

Every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. December 26, 2009

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Every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle(Front of Card)

(Inside: Blank)

This aggressively optimistic card is perfect for cheering up congratulating a generic special someone on that generic special day(?)

Readers, whom do you think should receive this card, and what’s the most appropriate occasion?

Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a very happy 2004. December 25, 2009

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Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a happy 2004.(Front of Card)

I got a ton of these cards at the closeout store and I hate to waste them.(Inside)

This card probably would have been at its peak of funniness in 2005. Well, that’s not true: if you hold onto it until 2054, it will have a certain vintage funniness to it. But for now, you can send this to your friend who graduated college, got married, or otherwise had an important event happen in 2004. It was a very happy year, he’ll think. He’ll be so touched that you remembered, even five years down the line.

Some green stuff… December 24, 2009

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Some green stuff...(Front of Card)

...to stuff in your stocking!(Inside)

Think about all those different hands that crisp $20 has touched over the course of its lifetime, and imagine what those hands might have done before touching that lovely little bill. With this card, you can teach your loved one an important health lesson this holiday!

What’s a Birthday Card without Money Inside? December 23, 2009

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What's a Birthday Card without Money Inside?(Front of Card)

This One(Inside)

I remember when one of my friends discovered that her family had agreed that all nieces and nephews would stop getting presents after their 18th birthdays. This card seems to be made for sweet 19 for that spoiled niece you never really liked.

Otherwise, you could slip those concert tickets into this card, and have a fun night out with your friend with a good sense of humor. Create family drama, or spark a fun night out: this card gives you the choice!

Birthdays are like hair balls… December 22, 2009

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Birthdays are like hair balls...(Front of Card)

...they just keep coming up!(Inside Text)

Sick of getting that special cat lover in your life that generic fluffy kitten card? Give her one that will really stand out!